No, I did not plan the major launch of Apocalypse Weird for Monday because it is one day after my 23rd anniversary with my wonderful wife Danielle and because I thought you’d buy this gorgeous, awesome, collectible, signed, first printing paperback edition of Texocalypse Now right now as an anniversary present. Don’t be silly.
Michael,
I ordered this book today. I tried to contact you via email to clarify instructions, but I keep getting a message that your mailbox is full!